I have no clue what crack the judges are smoking this season on Top Chef, but they have just royally pissed me off! As before, if you don’t want the ending spoiled (or if cursing bothers you), don’t read after the jump…and if cursing does bother you, why the fuck are you reading my blog?
Okay, that last sentence was harsh, but I’m still pissed! Daphne’s ears are probably ringing from all the yelling I did while we were watching Top Chef. How the f%#@&*! do they choose the least talented and most annoying chef over Antonia, a solid performer throughout this competition and an all around cool single mom? Maybe her beans were undercooked, but the judges even said their major concerns were only the beans and the fact that she plated all of her items on one dish. Uhmmm, what the fuck? Lisa’s entire judgment was called into question from start to finish! Tom even said he had no clue why she chose to attempt to cook strictly Latin flavors (what moron cooks authentic local flavors if they’re NOT FROM THAT REGION?!?!?).
And then the bitch has the NERVE to chastise Stephanie and Richard (the two NICEST people ever to grace Top Chef’s kitchen) about not congratulating her. Get the stick out of your ass! You don’t deserve to be there, so just shut up and be glad all the judges drank so much they couldn’t tell how crappy you really cook!